Friday, April 14, 2006

Super ...


linux login: mohammad
Password:
Last login: Sat Apr 15 11:19:28 from console
Have a lot of fun ...
You have 1 new mail in your mail box.

~> mail
From ayp:
Salam, farda 80% emtehane narm nist,
akhe ...
^C

~> schedule tomorrow view
1. mian terme narm-afzar
2. tamrinhaye data-base
3. namehaye robocup
...
^C

~> schedule tomorrow clear_all
... done

~> schedule TODO view
1. DIP book
2. AIMA book
3. CLRS book
4. DSP book
5. HK manual
6. BD manual
...
^C

~> lets forget them all
bash: lets: command not found

~> connect up
... bad connection
... change your connection

~> waste_time
1. chat
2. web
3. reading
4. programming
5. blog
...
^C

~> connect her
... she is not online right now
... please try again later

~> connect Y!
... connected
... no one is online, do you want to stay? (y/n) n
... disconnected

~> vi newmail
delam barat tang shode,
midooni ke mitooni hamishe dooste man bemooni,
rastesh ... doost daram ke doostam bemooni,
vali ... nakhah, lotfan nakhah.
:x

~> sendmail newmail her
... all the ports to her have been blocked by you.
... failed

~> forget her
... impossible
: but I have done this before.
... so, ... at least for now

~> damn me
... yes, this is what you really should say

~> put history in my blog
... you know that she will not read it,
... becasue she don't know anything about your blog
... do you want to continue? (y/n) y
... another anime? (y/n) y
... done

~> shutdown -h now
... sending TERM signal
...

9 comments:

  1. in she kheili namarde, delam barat kabab shod :)
    hala ke ta delet bekhad hast, khob yeki dige entekhab kon; behet ghol midam kheili zood oon yeki ro faramoosh
    mikoni o aslan yadet mire ke hamchin kasi ham boode. :D

    movafagh bashi!

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  2. ~>login :MHSH
    Password:
    You have 1 new blog uploaded

    ~>by?
    MBZ

    ~>about?
    Rommance

    ~>new style ?
    NO...like before

    ~>delete !!
    stay !! there is some command .. these blogs would hang OS up

    ~>vi blog
    danger !! danger !!

    ~>VI BLOG !!!!
    done it ...!!

    ~>solution for his mind ?
    ...mind ,not found !...nothing ...nothing ...no more ...no more
    ...He's in Love

    ~>Godnesss !!! disconnect && Reboot ...
    ...system is shouting down ....
    dizzzz

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  3. to H.V.:
    merC, vali age deghat koni mibini ke neveshte:
    "YOU have been blocked all the ports to her"
    neveshte YOU, yan man! na oon! pas to kollan dari jafang migi! OK?

    to mhsh:
    "He's in Love "
    wrong answer!
    "He was"!

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  4. oon ke aslan doroogh bood o baraye gomrah kardan, vagar na age baste boodi ke ghablesh nemitoonesti connect shi:

    ~> connect her
    ... she is not online right now
    ... please try again later

    albatte ye khorde havasam nabood vali khob...

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  5. oooooooof!
    hala mishe kolli bahse fanni kard! ;)

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  6. "you have been blocked all the ports to her"
    &
    "but I have been done this before"
    Fekr nemikoni "been" nemikhad:-??????:-?
    ------
    ""He's in Love "
    wrong answer!
    "He was"!":
    Age "is" nist "was"e pas LOVE nist 1 chize digas;)[-(:-$

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  7. eeeeee, rast migi! eslah shod!

    oon yeki raa dige har joor rahati!

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  8. man harfamo pas migiram:([-o<
    mitoone LOVE bude bashe
    va age LOVE boode bashe ya Eshtebah boode ya alan dari Eshtebah mikoni
    vali age LOVE naboode bashe, ke pas ham ghablan va ham alan dar Eshtebahi

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